Crosby is a little puss. He's not an enforcer... he avoids contact and hates on people you play full contact hockey like Ovie does. It's funny cause in both countries.. hockey is like a religion... my vote still goes with the Russians, they were atleast once a nuclear power, and the canadians... well all they have are mounties and bacon... nuff said.
I was sad that Rex was let go from the Ravens, I always felt that he should've been the head coach. I understand that the organization wanted a more offensive minded coach to help them with their offensive woes... but, defense defines the Ravens team, and they should've stuck with the old school style of football that Rex would have used, like the one he does with the Jets: great defense and pounding the ball all day until you wear them down and start to break long runs. It's sad and a little ironic that he's getting the Jets to the AFC championship with that formula, which he could have done with the Ravens.
I don't know how much the tickets cost. It's $100 to reserve them, but I haven't looked into it further yet. What're your plans for the Vikings game this weekend? Hope we win the lottery...
Friday, January 22, 2010
Canadian sports
Top Canadian athletes since Crosby is a bitch...In no particular order
Wayne Gretzky
Mario Lemieux
Bobby Orr
Patrick Roy
Steve Nash
Barry Melrose (ESPN cus hes funny)
Gordie Howe
Man.. everyone here plays hockey.. Crosby will never live up to that and there will never be another Nash. On that note will Canada even do well in the winter olympics, I mean they have to its in their country right. :)
Oh and Ill add in Mike Weir just cus hes cool.
Wayne Gretzky
Mario Lemieux
Bobby Orr
Patrick Roy
Steve Nash
Barry Melrose (ESPN cus hes funny)
Gordie Howe
Man.. everyone here plays hockey.. Crosby will never live up to that and there will never be another Nash. On that note will Canada even do well in the winter olympics, I mean they have to its in their country right. :)
Oh and Ill add in Mike Weir just cus hes cool.
Ovechkin any day
Stats do go for Crosby, he is one year younger then Ovie, and he actually has 33 goals compared to Ovechkin's 32 goals this year. Thats more so because Crosby doesnt have many people around him and needs to be more of an enforcer. But if you look at point and plus/minus differential, Ovie destroys Crosby 8-1 in points. So a little bias here but I would rather have Ovechkin. Plus he is Russian, and Crosby is Canadian. Enough said. Whats up with the rain? This shit sucks...
How much are the tickets? See if you can get club level seats and when I win the lottery, aka tonight... we will get them.
How much are the tickets? See if you can get club level seats and when I win the lottery, aka tonight... we will get them.
NBA Sucks
I agree, I think the NBA sucks, but i've been saying that for a while now. Though I do find things amusing from time to time, like Iverson making the all-star game as a starter and the whole Arenas situation.
Now I pride myself in being a well-rounded sports fan, but I must admit i'm not as knowledgeable as I would like to be when it comes to the NHL. However, here is what I think based on my little knowledge. I think Ovie is better than Crosby. He's a more rounded player and a player that I would take to build a team around. Ovie isn't just a scorer or an assist man, he's also an enforcer. It's like the old school players, Brett Hull meets Gretzky. And I know that the stats that you just gave would support Crosby, but I believe that crosby also has a better team around him.. whereas Ovie is the caps team. Am I wrong? Please correct me if I am.
Sidenote:
I got an e-mail from the Redskins offering me season tickets... sigh if only I had money. Anyone want to buy season tickets under my name for next season and possibly a few seasons to come until I can afford to buy them myself?
Now I pride myself in being a well-rounded sports fan, but I must admit i'm not as knowledgeable as I would like to be when it comes to the NHL. However, here is what I think based on my little knowledge. I think Ovie is better than Crosby. He's a more rounded player and a player that I would take to build a team around. Ovie isn't just a scorer or an assist man, he's also an enforcer. It's like the old school players, Brett Hull meets Gretzky. And I know that the stats that you just gave would support Crosby, but I believe that crosby also has a better team around him.. whereas Ovie is the caps team. Am I wrong? Please correct me if I am.
Sidenote:
I got an e-mail from the Redskins offering me season tickets... sigh if only I had money. Anyone want to buy season tickets under my name for next season and possibly a few seasons to come until I can afford to buy them myself?
Rex is a Don
In regards to the Vikings, yes everyone is hating on them and good.. keep on hating. I love the fact that they get absolutely no respect and when they do beat the Saints, Ill be blogging up in Miami. Their secondary is a little suspect though. Given up Sharper scares me, and they dont really have any shut down corners. Winfield is hurt, Sapp isnt any good and for me even mentioning him means we have no real threat. However it comes down to the front four and the linebackers. If the Williams wall can get pressure and Jared Allen can have a big game, the Saints will be one dimensional. Just play a QB cover or a soft Cover 2 and have Ray Edwards or Ben Leber dismantle the Saints passing attack. It will be a good game no matter what. Its going to come down to turnovers and if the intensity the Vikings have, the Saints can match. 27-23 Vikings
Rex Ryan is like the don of the mafia with the Jets. They are so young all they have to do is believe in his bullshit and they get fired up. He cries in their faces, he makes them believe the inevitable is possible. But good for them. They have came where no one thought they would and I do hope they beat the Colts. Just for the fact that the Colts ruined a perfect season because they think they are bigger than the NFL and the Jets will get destroyed by the Vikings if that was the matchup. However I do like Sexy Rex and hope he gets far.
"I heard someone say J-E-T-S, Mess Mess Mess, No I dont think so..." - Rex Ryan on going to the playoffs
Rex Ryan is like the don of the mafia with the Jets. They are so young all they have to do is believe in his bullshit and they get fired up. He cries in their faces, he makes them believe the inevitable is possible. But good for them. They have came where no one thought they would and I do hope they beat the Colts. Just for the fact that the Colts ruined a perfect season because they think they are bigger than the NFL and the Jets will get destroyed by the Vikings if that was the matchup. However I do like Sexy Rex and hope he gets far.
"I heard someone say J-E-T-S, Mess Mess Mess, No I dont think so..." - Rex Ryan on going to the playoffs
Haterade
Almost everyone is hating on the Vikings for the NFC Championship. Really?!? I actually think that they are most of a complete team than the Saints. The Saints have an explosive offense, no doubt, but their defense is a little suspect and is not in the league of where the Vikings are. The Vikings have the ability to shutdown any offensive facet that a team might have. Teams can't run against them so they have to throw, which is what the Saints do... but the Vikings secondary is really good too, though winfield is worrying me a bit since he got owned in the last few games of the regular season. Regardless, I feel like the Saints are going to have to work much harder to win the game than the Vikings are.
On a side note... Rex Ryan sent the game ball to Marty Schottenhiemer (sp?).... I'm not sure how I feel about that. Yea he is the father of their offensive coordinator, and yea he was fired from the chargers... so is this just a move to rub it in the chargers' face? Cause if it is, then there really wasn't a point since they're already knocked out of the playoffs. Maybe Rex should direct that kind of stuff towards the colts. And maybe his own players deserve the game ball... like Revis or Green. What do you think?
On a side note... Rex Ryan sent the game ball to Marty Schottenhiemer (sp?).... I'm not sure how I feel about that. Yea he is the father of their offensive coordinator, and yea he was fired from the chargers... so is this just a move to rub it in the chargers' face? Cause if it is, then there really wasn't a point since they're already knocked out of the playoffs. Maybe Rex should direct that kind of stuff towards the colts. And maybe his own players deserve the game ball... like Revis or Green. What do you think?
Whose Better?
Well last night we had 2 great games going on with the best relatively in their sports. You had Lebron vs Kobe, which the Cavs won and then you had Crosby vs. Ovechkin. I really dont care to talk about the NBA because well its my damn blog and who cares for the NBA with the playoffs this weekend... but I do care about the Caps and how they over powered the Pens last night in Pittsburgh. So whose better? Crosby or Ovechkin? Or maybe I should say who would you rather have. Ill throw out some stats real quick first off. Crosby owns the head to head match up 11-5. He has 1 more stanley cup (winning it last year, beating the Caps in Washington in game 7 at DC in an embarrassing lost, however that game was more about goal tending then anything else)
Anyways... go ahead whose better.. and then Ill give my opinion..
Anyways... go ahead whose better.. and then Ill give my opinion..
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Damn
Nick Cannon, you should've stuck with the teeny boppers. You just got played.
That being said, I'm pretty happy with the Redskins coaching staff... though I must say... 100ft screens in the endzone...? really snyder? REALLY?!
That being said, I'm pretty happy with the Redskins coaching staff... though I must say... 100ft screens in the endzone...? really snyder? REALLY?!
FAIL
Watch the clip of Nick Cannon trying to be a G but doesnt succeed. Just fast forward to like 2 minutes into the clip.. Basically Nick Cannon tries to go where Jay-Z is going but is left behind... What does this teach us? Well first off Nick is a tool and not only got played by Jay but by Eminem on his comeback to Mariah's Obsessed song.. If you havent heard it yet,
Em killed Mariah and then ruined Nick too... Guess they really arent your friends Nick.
Em killed Mariah and then ruined Nick too... Guess they really arent your friends Nick.
I Concur....
Vince... you stole the title I was going to use. I prefer this clip to yours.
Keith Brooking is a hypocritical crybaby.
First of all, in his pregame ritual, he says something to the effect of, "When we get them down, what are we going to do? Stomp on their throats..." which makes it so ironic, that when the cowboys were down, the Vikings eliminated any chances that they might have had by "stomping on their throats."
Second of all, you can see through the clip that the way that Keith plays the game is classless, which once could also argue is a product of the environment/team. Cause we all know and have heard of how dirty the cowboys players are, like tripping and kicking players... ie. Justin Tuck.
And lastly, and also probably most damning, is that I recall in the prior week, that they ran up the score on the Eagles. So, apparently, Mr. Keith Brooking thinks that it's only classless when it's done to him and his team. What a joke. I agree with what Jimmy Johnson said following the game:
"That was an old fashioned ass-whipping. And if you want them to stop, then stop them. If you can't, why should the other team do anything for you? This is the PLAYOFFS."
Quick thought to Mr. Keith Brooking...
How is it classless to score a TD when you don't/can't defend it? So you stack 8-9 people in the box because there's less than 2 minutes left, they have 11x your score, and you think that they will run the ball to run out the clock? Isn't the mantra "You take what they give you?" If you don't want them to score then don't give them that opportunity.
Icing on the Cake...
For me it was watching the released kicker from the Redskins that the cowboys picked up, miss field goals. Not that those field goals would have made the game any closer... but it definitely made my smile a little bit bigger. The cowboys got CRUSHED and I loved it. To echo Vince... Go Vikings.
Edit*
By the way I was looking back at some of our posts from 2008... I think I'm prophetic.
Keith Brooking is a hypocritical crybaby.
First of all, in his pregame ritual, he says something to the effect of, "When we get them down, what are we going to do? Stomp on their throats..." which makes it so ironic, that when the cowboys were down, the Vikings eliminated any chances that they might have had by "stomping on their throats."
Second of all, you can see through the clip that the way that Keith plays the game is classless, which once could also argue is a product of the environment/team. Cause we all know and have heard of how dirty the cowboys players are, like tripping and kicking players... ie. Justin Tuck.
And lastly, and also probably most damning, is that I recall in the prior week, that they ran up the score on the Eagles. So, apparently, Mr. Keith Brooking thinks that it's only classless when it's done to him and his team. What a joke. I agree with what Jimmy Johnson said following the game:
"That was an old fashioned ass-whipping. And if you want them to stop, then stop them. If you can't, why should the other team do anything for you? This is the PLAYOFFS."
Quick thought to Mr. Keith Brooking...
How is it classless to score a TD when you don't/can't defend it? So you stack 8-9 people in the box because there's less than 2 minutes left, they have 11x your score, and you think that they will run the ball to run out the clock? Isn't the mantra "You take what they give you?" If you don't want them to score then don't give them that opportunity.
Icing on the Cake...
For me it was watching the released kicker from the Redskins that the cowboys picked up, miss field goals. Not that those field goals would have made the game any closer... but it definitely made my smile a little bit bigger. The cowboys got CRUSHED and I loved it. To echo Vince... Go Vikings.
Edit*
By the way I was looking back at some of our posts from 2008... I think I'm prophetic.
Brooking's a Bitch
Well, its been awhile but good topic to start off with. Lets first see what happened.
Now Brooking is upset because the game was already won and the touchdown the Vikings scored to him was classless and bullshit. But then why Mr. Brooking did your team happen to call 3 timeouts with 6 minutes left to play if you thought the game was already won? You had your chances, and you all blew it. You sucked from the beginning and you are more of a pussy now. Classless.. shit.. its classless how you played as a team in front of your fans and national tv. All the Vikings did was prove that they are legit and the Cowboys are nothing more then sore losers. Its the playoffs, grow up. There are no rules where you have to adhere to being "polite and considerate" Go play in some donkey league then. It fits you well. And on that note Go Vikings.
Now Brooking is upset because the game was already won and the touchdown the Vikings scored to him was classless and bullshit. But then why Mr. Brooking did your team happen to call 3 timeouts with 6 minutes left to play if you thought the game was already won? You had your chances, and you all blew it. You sucked from the beginning and you are more of a pussy now. Classless.. shit.. its classless how you played as a team in front of your fans and national tv. All the Vikings did was prove that they are legit and the Cowboys are nothing more then sore losers. Its the playoffs, grow up. There are no rules where you have to adhere to being "polite and considerate" Go play in some donkey league then. It fits you well. And on that note Go Vikings.
The Legendary Phoenix
Hello, hello, hello! And here we are.... I'd like to revive this blog and bring it back to life and relevance by asking this question to my esteemed colleague....
What do you think of Mr. Keith Brooking of the Dallas Cowboys?!? I will offer my thoughts after his response.
What do you think of Mr. Keith Brooking of the Dallas Cowboys?!? I will offer my thoughts after his response.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Congrats
Congratulations Paddy.. I gotta admit I wanted the Shark to win, but you did what you had to do and Im glad that you won it. Your shot on 17 with a 5 wood was absolutely perfect, and we might have to put you in as one of the best link players out there since now you have won back to back. I just wish Tiger was there so you two can be head on against each other again. Guess we will have to wait till next year, but nevertheless Congrats. For Norman, it sucks, this has been your career, leading into the final round and you choke.. I guess that sums up your career tho, amazing player but could never close it out. What is this like your 10th top 3 major finish now?
Friday, July 18, 2008
Get Farve
Id have to think who is the best movie villian ever, good question, Ill get back to you on that one.
In regards to Ronaldinho going to AC Milan? Who cares, its not like the italians will ever win a champions league tourney. Plus they are Italians.. fucking dirty as shit, all they are ever good for is cooking and horny women.
Yes there should be an asterisk on the Claret Jug, because if Tiger was playing right now he would be at -8 and everyone else like Phil would be sucking his dick trying to just get to even par. How do you shoot an 80 and say your the #2 player in the world. Then someone had the nerve to say that if you were a 4 handicap you would probably shoot a 100 here? How about suck it up and realize that maybe your just not good on links courses and then talk. I hope Rocco or Norman wins. The shark hasnt won for awhile, and he is rejuvenated. Do you know he is married to Chris Everett?
I had so much to write, but Ill get back to that.. gotta go for now, but drink a real man's drink.. Scotch or Whiskey... Beer.. ha.. get this the island has Guiness Import which is like 7.5% alcohol and no where as good as the true Guiness. I guess Im going to have to go to Europe for real beer.
And whats worse than a lesbian thats a dyke? How about a lesbian thats a dyke who is flirting w/ a bi who looks like a man... YES, I love my school.
Goodnight Canada
In regards to Ronaldinho going to AC Milan? Who cares, its not like the italians will ever win a champions league tourney. Plus they are Italians.. fucking dirty as shit, all they are ever good for is cooking and horny women.
Yes there should be an asterisk on the Claret Jug, because if Tiger was playing right now he would be at -8 and everyone else like Phil would be sucking his dick trying to just get to even par. How do you shoot an 80 and say your the #2 player in the world. Then someone had the nerve to say that if you were a 4 handicap you would probably shoot a 100 here? How about suck it up and realize that maybe your just not good on links courses and then talk. I hope Rocco or Norman wins. The shark hasnt won for awhile, and he is rejuvenated. Do you know he is married to Chris Everett?
I had so much to write, but Ill get back to that.. gotta go for now, but drink a real man's drink.. Scotch or Whiskey... Beer.. ha.. get this the island has Guiness Import which is like 7.5% alcohol and no where as good as the true Guiness. I guess Im going to have to go to Europe for real beer.
And whats worse than a lesbian thats a dyke? How about a lesbian thats a dyke who is flirting w/ a bi who looks like a man... YES, I love my school.
Goodnight Canada
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Tampering?
So they say that the Vikings might be in trouble for tampering in regards to Brett Favre. Let's put it this way, Favre is your best chance of winning a super bowl and i'm not surprised that y'all tried. Not to mention, this is the icon of your division rivals and was the orchastrator of many losses for y'all. So try you best, get Brett, and maybe, just maybe, you'll have a QB who is a passing threat.
I also forgot to include Caddyshack in my 80's list of movies.
So... what do you think about Ronaldinho going to AC Milan?
Leave Kenny Perry alone... when you're a bitch, you know you're a bitch, so just be content with the fact that he knows his role and that he's not like all those other players out there who say that the field is not devalued even though Tiger isn't there and that more people have a chance to win now. I just don't get that... just cause Tiger isn't playing means that what? The top players are going to play down to the shitty players or the shitty players miraculously will play up to the top players? I just don't get it... Not like it matters whether or not Tiger is there, the top players have been playing shitty anyways.
I cannot believe that the Ravens were not able to reach an agreement with Suggs. I mean, seriously? Right now, he's the guy that you are going to have to look to for the next few years on that defense. It may be Ray Ray's right now, but he's getting old, still sick as shit, but he's getting old. Suggs is your future, and he's one of the most dominate players at that position. If Suggs leaves your team, just like Adalius Thomas did... then it fucking serves you right, ya fucking nubs. Learn how to be a GM please?!
For those who care, -7 at the Charity Golf Tourny. I hit a few good tee shots, we used about 4-5 of mine, and I hit some incredible approach shots, 3 of them within 3 ft. But thank goodness for my teammates to handle the rest of the slack, I definitely started to get worse as I drank more... haha. Go figure... and for your information... I drink beer and tequila... like a real man.
And here's to all you Indians out there... and I mean the ones with feathers... not dots... stop your sissy bitching about the Redskins name. It is not being used in a derrogatory way. You should be proud that they are willing to use your culture to represent such a pristegous organization. You don't see cowboys or vikings trying to sue the teams... fucking jackasses...
Oh and viva la Rocco Mediate.... leading the Open Championship with -1 right now.
I also forgot to include Caddyshack in my 80's list of movies.
So... what do you think about Ronaldinho going to AC Milan?
Leave Kenny Perry alone... when you're a bitch, you know you're a bitch, so just be content with the fact that he knows his role and that he's not like all those other players out there who say that the field is not devalued even though Tiger isn't there and that more people have a chance to win now. I just don't get that... just cause Tiger isn't playing means that what? The top players are going to play down to the shitty players or the shitty players miraculously will play up to the top players? I just don't get it... Not like it matters whether or not Tiger is there, the top players have been playing shitty anyways.
I cannot believe that the Ravens were not able to reach an agreement with Suggs. I mean, seriously? Right now, he's the guy that you are going to have to look to for the next few years on that defense. It may be Ray Ray's right now, but he's getting old, still sick as shit, but he's getting old. Suggs is your future, and he's one of the most dominate players at that position. If Suggs leaves your team, just like Adalius Thomas did... then it fucking serves you right, ya fucking nubs. Learn how to be a GM please?!
For those who care, -7 at the Charity Golf Tourny. I hit a few good tee shots, we used about 4-5 of mine, and I hit some incredible approach shots, 3 of them within 3 ft. But thank goodness for my teammates to handle the rest of the slack, I definitely started to get worse as I drank more... haha. Go figure... and for your information... I drink beer and tequila... like a real man.
And here's to all you Indians out there... and I mean the ones with feathers... not dots... stop your sissy bitching about the Redskins name. It is not being used in a derrogatory way. You should be proud that they are willing to use your culture to represent such a pristegous organization. You don't see cowboys or vikings trying to sue the teams... fucking jackasses...
Oh and viva la Rocco Mediate.... leading the Open Championship with -1 right now.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
It will be an interesting fall...
Classic furry behavior my ass... just simple advice for the novice drinkers out there, JTP, stick with your girlie shots, aight? haha...
So as I am writing this, listening to Nas' new cd, I will have to say, its not bad, the tracks are mostly politically active though, but catchy nevertheless. What do you think about Kenny Perry saying no to the invite to play in the British Open? His excuse? He never wanted to be a big time star, just trying to focus on making the Ryder cup team? Pretty noble of him, considering he knows he has no chance of winning the Open. Golf just isnt the same though with Tiger.. it really does suck doesnt it? Tiger should open up his "World tour" Fuck the PGA.. PGA needs Tiger, Tiger doesnt need the PGA.
The Packers wont release Farve, too bad, it would be interesting to see him play for another team and try and take that team far into the playoffs. Now that football season is coming up, who do you think is the top 5 fantasy players? How about position... Ill start off w/ Rb's...
- Adrian
- LT
- Portis
- Willie Parker
- Stephen Jackson
Qb's:
- Brady
- Manning
- Brees
- Romo
- Palmer
WR's:
- Owens
- Moss
- Fitzgerald
- Andre Johnson
- Reggie Wayne
TE:
- Gates
- Winslow
- Cooley
- Heap
- Witten or Gonzalez
What you think...?
So as I am writing this, listening to Nas' new cd, I will have to say, its not bad, the tracks are mostly politically active though, but catchy nevertheless. What do you think about Kenny Perry saying no to the invite to play in the British Open? His excuse? He never wanted to be a big time star, just trying to focus on making the Ryder cup team? Pretty noble of him, considering he knows he has no chance of winning the Open. Golf just isnt the same though with Tiger.. it really does suck doesnt it? Tiger should open up his "World tour" Fuck the PGA.. PGA needs Tiger, Tiger doesnt need the PGA.
The Packers wont release Farve, too bad, it would be interesting to see him play for another team and try and take that team far into the playoffs. Now that football season is coming up, who do you think is the top 5 fantasy players? How about position... Ill start off w/ Rb's...
- Adrian
- LT
- Portis
- Willie Parker
- Stephen Jackson
Qb's:
- Brady
- Manning
- Brees
- Romo
- Palmer
WR's:
- Owens
- Moss
- Fitzgerald
- Andre Johnson
- Reggie Wayne
TE:
- Gates
- Winslow
- Cooley
- Heap
- Witten or Gonzalez
What you think...?
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Classic... fucking classic...
Mmmmm, classic Furry behavior... You're stupid... and life goes on....
I need to take this moment here to correct a GRAVE mistake I made when I compiled my list of great 80's movies.... I left out:
Coming to America
This is a classic and I can't believe that I left this movie out of my list... a fucking classic I tell you.
Here are some things that have I've been meaning to say, and there's a lot, so they're going to be quick and sweet, for the most part.
Congrats to Spain for winning Euro 2008. (and beating Zee Germans! ZEEEE GERMANS!)
Congrats to Nadal for beating Federer.
Congrats to Anthony Kim for the win at AT&T National at Congressional.
Congrats to Forrest Griffin for beating Rampage.
RIP Evel Knievel... http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=3135532
I need to take this moment here to correct a GRAVE mistake I made when I compiled my list of great 80's movies.... I left out:
Coming to America
This is a classic and I can't believe that I left this movie out of my list... a fucking classic I tell you.
Here are some things that have I've been meaning to say, and there's a lot, so they're going to be quick and sweet, for the most part.
Congrats to Spain for winning Euro 2008. (and beating Zee Germans! ZEEEE GERMANS!)
Congrats to Nadal for beating Federer.
Congrats to Anthony Kim for the win at AT&T National at Congressional.
Congrats to Forrest Griffin for beating Rampage.
RIP Evel Knievel... http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=3135532
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Hungover...
Dont mix manhattans with black on the rocks.... just some advice for you people... AHHHH
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