In Fucking Bruges...

Thanks for the recommendation Furry, it was a great movie. I have to say this, Half Baked may be a classic, but Grandma's Boy is gonna be the classic for our generation. Just as Cheech and Chong have been replaced by Harold and Kumar, so has Half Baked been replaced by Grandma's Boy. Grandma's Boy hits a lot of the stereotypes and fads of our generation. So regardless of how much of a classic Half Baked is, it's still not as good as Grandma's Boy. I'm also looking forward to pineapple express... i'm willing to give 10:1 odds that after that movie comes out, people are going to be selling some variation of a "pineapple" strand... just like acapulco gold... haha.

New Kids on the Block?!?! Seriously?!? I thought they'd be in some alley somewhere giving blowjobs for crack... As for Shaq... well I've always been a little bit of a fan of his, but recently, he's just too much. I'm starting to see how fucking retarded Shaq is, I think it's a side effect of how big he is... not enough oxygen getting to the brain or something... he's definitely some kind of retarded.

Now on to some actual sports... I feel like I need to state this disclaimer, I no longer fucking care about the NBA... it has risen to a new height of trashiness. The NBA is an organization that no longer has any credibility, and to be honest, I just don't find it exciting anymore. So I'm kinda glad we got these two new homies, cause they can pick up for my slack of basketball interest.

Anyone been watching Euro 2008? Man, I must say, I am very impressed with how Turkey played. To be 100% honest, Turkey deserved the win yesterday. Throughout the whole game, Turkey was pressing forward, dominated possession, and basically controlled the game. They even hit the crossbar twice in the first half before scoring the first point. It's just a little disappointing, because after seeing how they played, I feel like if they had 2-3 of the many players that were injured or out on suspension, they could have won that game. The last goal was as a result of the defense getting tired after playing a full game of great defense. I tip my hat to you Turkey, and hope that you can make just as good of a showing in the next international tourny. Today is Spain vs. Russia, Spain is the favorite to win, and it'll probably be a more interesting final if it's between Spain and Germany, but Russia might have gotten some inspiration after watching Turkey play. Anything can happen.

SOON I will start spewing football crap... but I just want to say... I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THE NEW FOOTBALL SEASON. I'm already drooling... And here's my savy pick, Raiders to the playoffs!

As for golf... I know you probably don't want to watch it any more now that Tiger's out, but what if Rocko Mediate starts to win every tourny? I think that'd be interesting, having Rocko win the Buick and what not... it'd be hilarious.

I tip my hat to the Fresno Bulldogs, great job winning the college world series... going from unranked to champion, this is a cinderella story.

Get Smart is better than MacGyver...

Slap Bracelets were awesome...

Harry: Well, really, the way I see it it's all your fucking fault now isn't it? You try to rob someone with blanks in your gun and he gets the jump on you, takes your gun away and shoots the blanks in your face blinding you, so he had to get pretty close to do that. It's your own fault for being such a big gay fairy now isn't it?
Eirik: I thought you wanted to kill him.
Harry: I do. But that still doesn't mitigate the fact that you’re a fucking pansy, now, does it?

Haha!

There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison...death...didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.

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