Monday, August 4, 2008

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Congrats

Congratulations Paddy.. I gotta admit I wanted the Shark to win, but you did what you had to do and Im glad that you won it. Your shot on 17 with a 5 wood was absolutely perfect, and we might have to put you in as one of the best link players out there since now you have won back to back. I just wish Tiger was there so you two can be head on against each other again. Guess we will have to wait till next year, but nevertheless Congrats. For Norman, it sucks, this has been your career, leading into the final round and you choke.. I guess that sums up your career tho, amazing player but could never close it out. What is this like your 10th top 3 major finish now?

Friday, July 18, 2008

Get Farve

Id have to think who is the best movie villian ever, good question, Ill get back to you on that one.
In regards to Ronaldinho going to AC Milan? Who cares, its not like the italians will ever win a champions league tourney. Plus they are Italians.. fucking dirty as shit, all they are ever good for is cooking and horny women.

Yes there should be an asterisk on the Claret Jug, because if Tiger was playing right now he would be at -8 and everyone else like Phil would be sucking his dick trying to just get to even par. How do you shoot an 80 and say your the #2 player in the world. Then someone had the nerve to say that if you were a 4 handicap you would probably shoot a 100 here? How about suck it up and realize that maybe your just not good on links courses and then talk. I hope Rocco or Norman wins. The shark hasnt won for awhile, and he is rejuvenated. Do you know he is married to Chris Everett?

I had so much to write, but Ill get back to that.. gotta go for now, but drink a real man's drink.. Scotch or Whiskey... Beer.. ha.. get this the island has Guiness Import which is like 7.5% alcohol and no where as good as the true Guiness. I guess Im going to have to go to Europe for real beer.
And whats worse than a lesbian thats a dyke? How about a lesbian thats a dyke who is flirting w/ a bi who looks like a man... YES, I love my school.

Goodnight Canada

Keyser Söze

Who is the best movie villain ever? I think

Keyser Söze.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Tampering?

So they say that the Vikings might be in trouble for tampering in regards to Brett Favre. Let's put it this way, Favre is your best chance of winning a super bowl and i'm not surprised that y'all tried. Not to mention, this is the icon of your division rivals and was the orchastrator of many losses for y'all. So try you best, get Brett, and maybe, just maybe, you'll have a QB who is a passing threat.

I also forgot to include Caddyshack in my 80's list of movies.

So... what do you think about Ronaldinho going to AC Milan?

Leave Kenny Perry alone... when you're a bitch, you know you're a bitch, so just be content with the fact that he knows his role and that he's not like all those other players out there who say that the field is not devalued even though Tiger isn't there and that more people have a chance to win now. I just don't get that... just cause Tiger isn't playing means that what? The top players are going to play down to the shitty players or the shitty players miraculously will play up to the top players? I just don't get it... Not like it matters whether or not Tiger is there, the top players have been playing shitty anyways.

I cannot believe that the Ravens were not able to reach an agreement with Suggs. I mean, seriously? Right now, he's the guy that you are going to have to look to for the next few years on that defense. It may be Ray Ray's right now, but he's getting old, still sick as shit, but he's getting old. Suggs is your future, and he's one of the most dominate players at that position. If Suggs leaves your team, just like Adalius Thomas did... then it fucking serves you right, ya fucking nubs. Learn how to be a GM please?!

For those who care, -7 at the Charity Golf Tourny. I hit a few good tee shots, we used about 4-5 of mine, and I hit some incredible approach shots, 3 of them within 3 ft. But thank goodness for my teammates to handle the rest of the slack, I definitely started to get worse as I drank more... haha. Go figure... and for your information... I drink beer and tequila... like a real man.

And here's to all you Indians out there... and I mean the ones with feathers... not dots... stop your sissy bitching about the Redskins name. It is not being used in a derrogatory way. You should be proud that they are willing to use your culture to represent such a pristegous organization. You don't see cowboys or vikings trying to sue the teams... fucking jackasses...

Oh and viva la Rocco Mediate.... leading the Open Championship with -1 right now.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

It will be an interesting fall...

Classic furry behavior my ass... just simple advice for the novice drinkers out there, JTP, stick with your girlie shots, aight? haha...

So as I am writing this, listening to Nas' new cd, I will have to say, its not bad, the tracks are mostly politically active though, but catchy nevertheless. What do you think about Kenny Perry saying no to the invite to play in the British Open? His excuse? He never wanted to be a big time star, just trying to focus on making the Ryder cup team? Pretty noble of him, considering he knows he has no chance of winning the Open. Golf just isnt the same though with Tiger.. it really does suck doesnt it? Tiger should open up his "World tour" Fuck the PGA.. PGA needs Tiger, Tiger doesnt need the PGA.

The Packers wont release Farve, too bad, it would be interesting to see him play for another team and try and take that team far into the playoffs. Now that football season is coming up, who do you think is the top 5 fantasy players? How about position... Ill start off w/ Rb's...
- Adrian
- LT
- Portis
- Willie Parker
- Stephen Jackson

Qb's:
- Brady
- Manning
- Brees
- Romo
- Palmer

WR's:
- Owens
- Moss
- Fitzgerald
- Andre Johnson
- Reggie Wayne

TE:
- Gates
- Winslow
- Cooley
- Heap
- Witten or Gonzalez

What you think...?

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Classic... fucking classic...

Mmmmm, classic Furry behavior... You're stupid... and life goes on....

I need to take this moment here to correct a GRAVE mistake I made when I compiled my list of great 80's movies.... I left out:

Coming to America


This is a classic and I can't believe that I left this movie out of my list... a fucking classic I tell you.

Here are some things that have I've been meaning to say, and there's a lot, so they're going to be quick and sweet, for the most part.

Congrats to Spain for winning Euro 2008. (and beating Zee Germans! ZEEEE GERMANS!)
Congrats to Nadal for beating Federer.
Congrats to Anthony Kim for the win at AT&T National at Congressional.
Congrats to Forrest Griffin for beating Rampage.

RIP Evel Knievel... http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=3135532

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Hungover...

Dont mix manhattans with black on the rocks.... just some advice for you people... AHHHH

Friday, June 27, 2008

Who cares?

Ill read your post in a lil JTP but for now lets talk about the useless draft. Im a fan of the NBA to the average but honestly who cares about this draft. Let me tell you this, out of all the players that were drafted only 2 will make an immediate impact next season for the NBA. Rose and Beasley, thats it. Every other 19-20 year old that was drafted will at least take a couple of years to develop, so therefore who the hell cares? How can I be excited? For example, the Wizards got a grade C from Chad Ford, why? Javale McGee is a 7 footer that needs time to develop. Good job Wiz, you did nothing to improve your team for this upcoming year. While O'Neal went to the Raptors you did except prove to the fans that once again Lebron owns you and you will lose to them in the first round again. Is this deja vu or what? Oh yay!; get excited about the big 3 coming back all healthy. No, I dont think so, Ive waited my 3 years to see if they can do anything, they cant. Arenas is not a point guard, and we have no point guard. I would rather have you trade Arenas and get some value for him then to see if maybe he will be good again with this bum knee... Washington once again disappoints.

Chicago, kudos to you, Rose was a great pick, Beasley will be fine in Miami, everyone else your too damn young to be in the NBA. I dont care if your potential is high, your nothing for me right now. OJ Mayo.. earn the starting spot. Kevin Love, yea.. your 13%body fat will take you reallll far.. Joe Alexander.. great talent, but your behind Richard Jefferson now.. yippee I get to see a great talent on the bench. I mean come on people what can I look forward to? Greg Oden? They wont even let you step foot on a basketball court cus you might snap like a twig once again. And stupid NY, the fans are idiots. The Italian is a great fit with your new coach, yes he might take a few years to develop but thats a smart pick. Maybe the only smart pick, so NY shut the hell up and enjoy the Giants superbowl win, you shouldnt be complaining at least for another 5-10 years or until NY loses to Boston again in the ALCS.... Thanks for nothing, NBA, Im proud to be a fan.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

In Fucking Bruges...

Thanks for the recommendation Furry, it was a great movie. I have to say this, Half Baked may be a classic, but Grandma's Boy is gonna be the classic for our generation. Just as Cheech and Chong have been replaced by Harold and Kumar, so has Half Baked been replaced by Grandma's Boy. Grandma's Boy hits a lot of the stereotypes and fads of our generation. So regardless of how much of a classic Half Baked is, it's still not as good as Grandma's Boy. I'm also looking forward to pineapple express... i'm willing to give 10:1 odds that after that movie comes out, people are going to be selling some variation of a "pineapple" strand... just like acapulco gold... haha.

New Kids on the Block?!?! Seriously?!? I thought they'd be in some alley somewhere giving blowjobs for crack... As for Shaq... well I've always been a little bit of a fan of his, but recently, he's just too much. I'm starting to see how fucking retarded Shaq is, I think it's a side effect of how big he is... not enough oxygen getting to the brain or something... he's definitely some kind of retarded.

Now on to some actual sports... I feel like I need to state this disclaimer, I no longer fucking care about the NBA... it has risen to a new height of trashiness. The NBA is an organization that no longer has any credibility, and to be honest, I just don't find it exciting anymore. So I'm kinda glad we got these two new homies, cause they can pick up for my slack of basketball interest.

Anyone been watching Euro 2008? Man, I must say, I am very impressed with how Turkey played. To be 100% honest, Turkey deserved the win yesterday. Throughout the whole game, Turkey was pressing forward, dominated possession, and basically controlled the game. They even hit the crossbar twice in the first half before scoring the first point. It's just a little disappointing, because after seeing how they played, I feel like if they had 2-3 of the many players that were injured or out on suspension, they could have won that game. The last goal was as a result of the defense getting tired after playing a full game of great defense. I tip my hat to you Turkey, and hope that you can make just as good of a showing in the next international tourny. Today is Spain vs. Russia, Spain is the favorite to win, and it'll probably be a more interesting final if it's between Spain and Germany, but Russia might have gotten some inspiration after watching Turkey play. Anything can happen.

SOON I will start spewing football crap... but I just want to say... I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THE NEW FOOTBALL SEASON. I'm already drooling... And here's my savy pick, Raiders to the playoffs!

As for golf... I know you probably don't want to watch it any more now that Tiger's out, but what if Rocko Mediate starts to win every tourny? I think that'd be interesting, having Rocko win the Buick and what not... it'd be hilarious.

I tip my hat to the Fresno Bulldogs, great job winning the college world series... going from unranked to champion, this is a cinderella story.

Get Smart is better than MacGyver...

Slap Bracelets were awesome...

Harry: Well, really, the way I see it it's all your fucking fault now isn't it? You try to rob someone with blanks in your gun and he gets the jump on you, takes your gun away and shoots the blanks in your face blinding you, so he had to get pretty close to do that. It's your own fault for being such a big gay fairy now isn't it?
Eirik: I thought you wanted to kill him.
Harry: I do. But that still doesn't mitigate the fact that you’re a fucking pansy, now, does it?

Haha!

There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison...death...didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.

*Edit*
Hehe

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

New Kid on the Blog

Speaking of 80's hits, how bout the New Kid's comeback. Their re-debut song "summertime" is commuter radio jammin-worthy. I can see this song calming my morning fury, as I sit in bumper to bumper I-270 traffic, eating away at my $60 tank of gas.

It's a decent song, but maybe I'm just too old. HAving grown up with the New Kids and living through the 90's boyband craze, to me something just doesn't sound right with this song now. It would be like me rockin those slap bracelets again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25qiZy7vmqY

Seeing old men rounding their 40s, dance around and sing about hollarin at girls disturbs me a bit. I figure by at least 30 you learn to ask a girl for her number in proper English. This is like the creepy old man version of N'sync.

Well my senile butt likes being the new kid on this blog and is happy to mix it up with you guys. Thanks for the invite. To show my appreciation I wrote a song

"You know how I be,
how could this blog do without me?"

How stupid is Shaq? I was never a Kobe fan because I always thought he was way over-confident, but Shaq's idiocy seems to prevail. Kobe already got what he deserved in his shameful finals performance.

His rhymes go from funny to an angry ego-centric rant that includes vasectomys and paying off rape victims.
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626146951

He is not a rapper so unless your going to spit smart lyrics then don't start shooting off trash talk in a rap song. That's like Lil Wayne trying to dunk on Dwight Howard. It's just doesn't sound right.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Hes as virgin as an asian womens blinker...

Did you just say Get Smart is comparable to MacGyver... woah there soldier, those are bold words. MacGyver could be the greatest 80s show there is... and on that note.. top 80s tv shows are, in no particular order.

1. MacGyver
2. A-Team
3. Knight Rider


And I would have to say Half Baked over Grandmas Boy, just because Half Baked is a classic. Chapelle needs to get back into the industry. What Im looking forward to is Pineapple Express

Oh and news just in.. Bernard Berrian likes Tarvaris.. haha.. we will see how much that holds up but I can tell you this. Signing Williams to safety to go along with Darren Sharper might be a good pay off, but we wont know until season begins. On that note.. im pretty damn excited about football. And Ill leave you with this from the infamous Adam "I dont want to be called Pacman" Jones... "Imus, Ill pray for you.."

Newb

We have a nooby joining our ranks. Just wanted to give him a shout out while he's still figuring out a good alias. I also picked Biel, but I feel Biel is more of the wifey type. Alba has that sexy-stripper-naughty look/side to her which is real hot, but Biel has an amazing body and seems less slutty. Honestly, I wouldn't even care which one, I just want that choice... damn.

That being said, Furry, that's such a great question. I had a hard time, and here's my disclaimer, the top movies are based on my preference. I have also listed a few other movies from that decade in various categories which are must see movies. This was a great time for movies and there were tons of quality actors during that period.

Top movies from the 80's (Not in any order):
Transformers
Scarface
Platoon
Full Metal Jacket

Amazing Movies:
Bachelor Party
Rain Man
Once Upon a Time in America
Glory
The Untouchables

Phenomenal Franchise Movies:
Star Wars V & VI
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Aliens
Terminator
Die Hard
Back to the Future
Lethal Weapon

American Classic Movies:
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
A Christmas Story
ET
Blues Brothers
The Princess Bride

What do you think? Hulk was good, I still can't say which I like better, Hulk or Ironman, even though Ironman does kinda cheat by having a supercomputer that can basically build a freaking amazing suit. But Stark is smart... so it's not all the computer, which makes him kinda a superhero. Get Smart was better than both. Get Smart to me is what MacGyver is to you. Word.

Grandma's Boy vs. Half Baked

House

Been watching House lately.. not a bad show. Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel.. come on... Alba is more of a wifey type all cute and innocent.. Biel... her body is ridiculous and honestly I would probably pick Biel just because I think she would be a better fuck.. Nothing against Alba. What about Danneel Harris? She's hot.. Finally saw the Hulk.. great ending when Stark came.

Anyways.. I hope Turkey does beat Germany, you know what I might even bet on that game.. haha, no there is no hope, but hey you never know. Fresno St is in the CWS final against Georgia, so anything is possible. And in regards to Tiger, I think he is getting smarter, and Ill say this, he will come back and win a open by 8 strokes at least! How about that prediction. Yes 15 strokes is insane, whats up w/ the tourney? Only 35 people coming? Thats sad

You hear Shaq freestyling on Kobe.. "You know how I be," Shaq rapped. "Last week Kobe couldn't do without me." Funny guy.. aight here is a question... top 3 80's movies of all time?

So Much for Holland...

Yea... Russia, Germany, Spain, and Turkey? I mean I hear that Russia might have a chance to win against Spain... but Turkey? They have no hope. They have 6+ players out for that game due to injuries and suspensions. NO HOPE. So it looks like it might be Germany vs. Spain, unless Russia can play good futball and not fall into Spain's pace.

I understand he did it on 1 leg, that's why it's amazing, but to beat a whole field by 15 strokes is near impossible. You just need to look at the numbers, there's so many other players, with so many varying styles, that the conditions for that weekend will most likely suit a few other players as well and they usually shoot close to what Tiger shoots. Now let me ask you this, what if as a result of persevering to win the Open, he hurts himself so much that his career is either shortened or never returns to the level it was before. Then would you call it his greatest win? The win that inevitably caused his ruin?

I mean the Lakers did beat the Spurs... And the Spurs aren't a soft team. Bynum coming back will help their inside game tremendously, as he plays bigger than Gasol does, he's just real lanky and not very smooth. But yea, Kobe, he still needs to do more maturing before he can hope to be mentioned in the same breath as MJ. MJ always did exactly what his team needed. If that meant driving in and kicking it out, popping mid range jumpers all day, or just taking it all on his shoulders, MJ not only did it, but knew what was needed and when. Sorry Kobe, right now you've been demoted to Turtle rank in the entourage hierarchy.

And to my partner in crime, I go to the range 2 times a week. Answer this question:

Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel?

Friday, June 20, 2008

Eventful weekend

The reason why this was Tigers greatest win was because he had one leg and still persevered and took the title. Rocco is now 48th in the world thanks... haha.. I mean yes, winning by 15 strokes is crazy, and you know I really wouldnt put it past him that he will do this again. Did you listen to his convo? "It will be nice to finally be healthy since I havent for maybe the past decade." Watch out golf world, I really do expect and look forward to Tiger demolishing the field next year. Thats all I look forward to in golf.

Kobe has a young team around him but he wont win a championship even when Bynum comes back. The lakers are soft and until they finally play some defense and start abusing their opponents they have no chance. Kobe barely went inside in the series, relied on outside shots and couldnt do jack shit.

Portugal was a disappointment, but so was the "where was the foul" goal that Ballack made. Such dismay I tell you. Turkey over Croatia? Who picked that one.. I must say go Holland.. Holland all the way!

Im going to the driving range tomorrow sucka!

Amazing... but Legendary?

So here's the thing, I'm a huge Tiger fan, and I will definitely admit that Tiger's win at the US Open was amazing... but here's where I run into a wall... why is this win Tiger's greatest win? Why not when he crushed the field by being 15 strokes ahead of 2nd place? This performance of his, definitely solidifies the fact that he is the best player is golf... plain and simple... but to say it's Tiger's best win... I think is a little bit of a stretch, especially if you include the fact that he had to beat Rocko to do it. Nothing against Rocko, he played great golf and made a great run, but the fact still remains that Rocko is ranked a hundred something... Tiger was expected to win, I feel like even Rocko didn't believe that he had a chance, which might have led to Rocko psyching himself out...
With all that being said, that was a fucking amazing performance by Tiger... did anyone see that bunker shot during the playoff round? He dropped it within 10 feet and it was like 200 yards from bunker to green... NASTY!!

It's inevitable that Kobe will be mentioned and compared to Jordan. He's the only player in the game that is as consistent, not at the same level as Jordan, but definitely consistent. Not only that, but he's also the few players whose play style is similar to Jordan. Don't forget, Kobe has a young team around him, and even though he is considered to be a veteran he's still pretty young, so I still feel he has a lot of time to try to take the title as the heir to the Jordan throne.

Now... for those of y'all who are uneducated... soccer is a huge sport... not in the US but everywhere else in the world... so this is for those who care... HOW THE HELL IS PORTUGAL LOSE TO GERMANY... I mean seriously... I thought Portugal was gonna win... such a disappointment. Now i don't even know who I want to win. Maybe Croatia? Oh well, enjoy the weekend.

NBA draft is coming up... but seriously... who cares about the NBA and basketball any more...

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

It has to be spoken about...

Sorry I took so long to respond Stephen, but we are back... Ill reply to your football rankings in a lil, but I think it is necessary to talk about Tiger presently and in the future. What a great weekend of golf? Honestly, probably the best US OPEN I have ever seen, and I might have to rank it as the #1 event in Tiger's career. Only because of the truth we now know about his knee. You said 1.5 legs.... how about 1 leg? I was watching the golf channel and they were bitching about how Tiger shouldnt hide his injury from us because its going to undermine his victory. Fuck that.. I love Pat Forde's piece in that regard, "Clearly, there are no excuses in TigerLand. If there were, he would have told us up front how significant the injury was. Now that we know, all the idiots who said Woods was being a drama queen with all the wincing and limping are politely advised to shut up. " There are no surmountable words for me to express and describe about Tiger's victory or what he did. He beat 156 players on a torn ACL and 2 stress fractures in his left leg. Are you kidding me? Let me repeat that, torn ACL and 2 stress fractures in his tibia. How about this, an average golf course is around 4-6 miles a round of 18 walking. Torrey Pines was the longest in US OPEN history at about what 7200 something yards, so that means Tiger walked around 20 miles since it took him 5 days to win. 20 miles on one leg... we bitch about walking one round of golf... we shouldnt bitch about walking anymore. Honestly, what can you say about this? I cant stop reading about Tiger and his accomplishments because he is the best athlete there is right now. Everybody that says that golf isnt a sport is a fucking tool. Do what Tiger did, try to play on one leg and see if you can even have the balls to twist your knee the way he did. I wish Tiger a speedy recovery because golf and sports need it. I wont watch golf anymore this year, there is no need to. Because its just not fun and its just not worth it. Why? Its just not the same. I will say one thing though, there should be no bitching from Garcia, Phil, or Ernie. If you all cant win the next 2 majors, one of you at least.. your pathetic.

Tiger now has 14 majors... He will be back in full health, assuming everything goes according to plan, better than ever. Should we even speculate Grandslam? I was watching PTI today and what if Tiger won the Masters... that would be 2 this year.. would he still have this surgery? Would he tell the public? What about Goosen's comments? Such a hater. People are speculating that Tiger might not be able to come back from this and pass Jack... oh he will pass Jack, dont you worry.. one leg or not.

And for all of you that thought Kobe was ever in the same breath as Jordan should just shoot yourself while you have the chance. How ugly was that series? Kobe.. your a disgrace. Jordan never lost a championship and you will never be in the same sentence ever again.. Good riddance

Monday, June 16, 2008

Fate

Tiger Woods in an 18 hole playoff for the US Open? Fate... It's a wonder that he's done as well as he's done on 1.5 legs, and that come behind birdie was crazy. Whoever says that golf is not interesting or exciting, does not appreciate it's complexity and probably has not seriously picked up a club before. Even though it looks easy, shooting anything under a 15 over par is super hard. And if you don't believe me, do this, go golfing with a buddy, and bet on the round, and i don't mean some pussy bet of $10 or $20. I mean make it a fucking $150. Do something where you are trying on every shot and you'll see how tense of a game it is. You want to win $150? Well maybe now two-putting or three-putting isn't going to be good enough for you... Turn up the stakes and then tell me it's not a fun game. Go Tiger!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Giddy

I'm giddy with excitement... the U.S. Open... come'on Tiger!