Wednesday, June 25, 2008

New Kid on the Blog

Speaking of 80's hits, how bout the New Kid's comeback. Their re-debut song "summertime" is commuter radio jammin-worthy. I can see this song calming my morning fury, as I sit in bumper to bumper I-270 traffic, eating away at my $60 tank of gas.

It's a decent song, but maybe I'm just too old. HAving grown up with the New Kids and living through the 90's boyband craze, to me something just doesn't sound right with this song now. It would be like me rockin those slap bracelets again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25qiZy7vmqY

Seeing old men rounding their 40s, dance around and sing about hollarin at girls disturbs me a bit. I figure by at least 30 you learn to ask a girl for her number in proper English. This is like the creepy old man version of N'sync.

Well my senile butt likes being the new kid on this blog and is happy to mix it up with you guys. Thanks for the invite. To show my appreciation I wrote a song

"You know how I be,
how could this blog do without me?"

How stupid is Shaq? I was never a Kobe fan because I always thought he was way over-confident, but Shaq's idiocy seems to prevail. Kobe already got what he deserved in his shameful finals performance.

His rhymes go from funny to an angry ego-centric rant that includes vasectomys and paying off rape victims.
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626146951

He is not a rapper so unless your going to spit smart lyrics then don't start shooting off trash talk in a rap song. That's like Lil Wayne trying to dunk on Dwight Howard. It's just doesn't sound right.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

New Kid on the Blog... way to make a first impression by associating yourself with NKOTB!!! :p

Anonymous said...

As for Shaq...

Any rapper who asks how their ass tastes repeatedly is suspect... nice NKOTB, nothing like a buncha 40 year olds spittin game at teenagers!